Extreme Makeover Naked Edition

July 9, 2008 by admin  
Filed under Choose Your Diet Plan

Bad Hair Day Alert! We all want to look good in front of the camera. Some just try harder than others. How to look sexy using the patented ROBwithaB Instant Makeover Plan. Beauty secrets of the rich and famous. The just-got-out-of-bed look. Yeah, I’m naked baby. Sexy, innit?
No makeup, no nothing. No dieting. Forget the 15 day beauty plan. This is the 15 SECOND plan. If I were a woman, it would have taken me two hours to get ready for the camera. Mascara, blush, moisturiser and all that other stuff that you girls do. And a haircut, or at least a blowdry, shit I don’t even know what it’s called. (When you go to the hairdresser and waste two hundred bucks of my hard-earned money and I can’t even tell the difference but have to say something in any case to make you feel better.) Diet, gym, weight loss program? Nah. Get REAL. Results guaranteed. Okay. That’s it. My two minutes are up. I’m a guy. I can only pretend to be interested in beauty advice, fashion tips, hairdo’s etc for about that long. Good luck in all your endeavours. May you be rich and famous. Blah blah blah. This is an out-take from my naked vlog video. That one’s getting LOADS of hits because I used the term “amputee” in the video description. About 120 hits in a single day as a result of that single word. Strange, isn’t it?

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Comments

9 Responses to “Extreme Makeover Naked Edition”
  1. qazwsx11 says:

    0 views …
    0 views HAHAHHHAHAHA JOU SUCK

  2. ROBwithaB says:

    1. Thanks for …
    1. Thanks for commenting. Ratio of comments to views of 100%, so far. Excellent average, that.
    2. They ALL start with zero views. That’s the way it works.
    3. The viewcount always takes a while to update.
    4. This was only posted about 40 minutes ago. Which means that you found it almost instantly. Congratulations. I’m guessing it was the word “amputee” you were searching for?
    5. You Dutch? Afrikaans?
    6. Jou ma se dik bloederige dinges.
    7. Thanks for watching.
    8. Now subscribe!

  3. Number1ROBwithaBfan says:

    i wanted to be …
    i wanted to be first comment.

  4. viskilliv says:

    lol funny thing, …
    lol funny thing, thats how i do my hair every morning before summer school :p subbed just because……

  5. nobodysclown says:

    Nice arms. I’d hit …
    Nice arms. I’d hit it! LOL

  6. ROBwithaB says:

    Excellent decision! …
    Excellent decision!
    But summer school? I’m guessing you’re not 37then, like the profile says. Either that, or you’re a slow learner.

  7. ROBwithaB says:

    Be careful what you …
    Be careful what you wish for, they say. Better luck next time.
    And when do we get to see YOUR naked vlog????

  8. ROBwithaB says:

    LOL indeed. No …
    LOL indeed. No answer for that.
    I’m stumped.

    (Sorry… Bad pun based on the “amputee” search term that got you here in the first place, I’m guessing.)

  9. Tinkerlove13 says:

    You Hunk Of Burning …
    You Hunk Of Burning Wuvvvvvvvv!